tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-928598130851835729.post3893067342738291472..comments2024-03-24T17:23:26.522-04:00Comments on Avoiding Atrophy: Is It Just Me: The dream version of my husband is a jerk!Christyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03769320673829584188noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-928598130851835729.post-5843676802052913102015-04-11T10:26:14.375-04:002015-04-11T10:26:14.375-04:00omg, yes! I actually just woke up from one of my d...omg, yes! I actually just woke up from one of my dreams, so I can allaborate on it, exscuse my punctuation mistakes i'm on a mobile phone. There was a girl, when we were both in highschool (now were in college) who had huge boobs and just the body of a goddess who liked him. I really REALLY did not like her because although they were just friends, theyd speak somewhat frequently. In my dream last night, for some reason we were back in highschool and taking a trip to an actual african safari (god knows why), and it was winter. in africa. Right before we board the tour bus, let's just call her 'sally' walks up to him and greets him, saying she hadnt seen him in forever, and she chit chats with me a bit about somethings she talked to him about telling me before she moved away, which were minor things, as she grabbed his arm. I honestly could have died as i walked onto the bus & was totally pushed out of their conversation. Then, they sit down together on the bus & she holds his hand and curls up onto him and totally ignores me. I got pretty mad, though in reality i would have just sobbed and ran away, which is why my boyfriend in reality is so sweet and kind to me (he's pretty prince like too if i say so myself), and i yelled at him that i was his girlfriend and i was right there, why would he sit with another girl?! to this he replied "im just catching up with an old friend, stop being so jealous!" Then i turned in my seat in anger and he got up abruptly, coming to sit beside me. " for this ride i'll sit with you, but for the next i'll sit with sally." i got angry and said that she was all over him and how could he have not seen it. Then, he stormed off to the back of the bus and of course i'd follow him. He somehow got behind me again and went to sit with her. It upset me so much i started to cry and a friend consoled me. Then, out of nowhere i got off of the bus out of anger in the middle of the night and he didnt even come after me. Though I know in reality hes a sweetiepie who would be heart broken if i even shed a tear, i was so angry with him this morning!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-928598130851835729.post-2719781211895049822014-08-29T17:01:26.439-04:002014-08-29T17:01:26.439-04:00Christy - my sister-in-law sent me to your blog (s...Christy - my sister-in-law sent me to your blog (she used to work with you at camp). This was the first post I had read (which is so hilar and I definitely had my husband read too), and have kept coming back for the last month. We recently made our first move across country (been married just over a year) and I'm exploring blogging as a career. You have great insight about that here, so I appreciate that! I'll be glad to keep coming back for more great, and funny reads! <br /><br />Blessings,<br />JoyJoy Lynnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00145712554714269466noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-928598130851835729.post-20040506889783660642014-07-30T17:52:39.532-04:002014-07-30T17:52:39.532-04:00This is so fabulous!!!! I really think you should...This is so fabulous!!!! I really think you should buy a marmoset! That guy looks totally fun.<br />And my husband is so mean when I'm asleep also! That totally must be a thing. Sometimes I wake up and don't realize it was a dream and I'm super mad at my husband for doing whatever he did in my dream. Not good. And I always have that dream where I forgot to go to class the whole semester. Mostly it's evil dream husband's fault.Rebecca Chapmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15633871630869821277noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-928598130851835729.post-11942586295290052542014-07-30T11:49:59.661-04:002014-07-30T11:49:59.661-04:00My husband when I dream is also a jerk. Although ...My husband when I dream is also a jerk. Although it's not so much that he does jerkish things to me as he just refuses to help me with whatever series of tasks Dream Me is trying to accomplish.Monicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13194418196362804453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-928598130851835729.post-19831092429947463832014-07-29T22:13:57.633-04:002014-07-29T22:13:57.633-04:00Oh man. That's awesome/terrible. Ted and I are...Oh man. That's awesome/terrible. Ted and I are both deep sleepers, so we rarely remember our dreams. (Or does that mean we're light sleepers? I'm not sure.)<br />Ted does have two entertaining sleep quirks, though. First, he can fall asleep at the drop of a hat, and that is not an exaggeration. He can quite literally fall asleep mid-sentence and then wake up 20 minutes later and continue on in his train of thought. <br />The second is that when he is actually having a dream, he gets really physical. (Get your mind out of the gutter! Or don't; we're married.) He will dream that I am falling off a mountain, or out of a boat, or trying to jump out of a moving car, and he will grab me, hard. Which is sweet, I guess, but when it's dead quiet at 3 AM and I'm suddenly unable to breathe because my bear-man of a husband is squeezing me around the neck, I get unsettled. Chelseyhttp://thechurchplantingwife.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-928598130851835729.post-59909802976777668952014-07-29T18:54:28.812-04:002014-07-29T18:54:28.812-04:00I've had a few dreams where my boyfriend was a...I've had a few dreams where my boyfriend was a jerk. But none as elaborate as yours! Maybe you're right, and the dreams exist to remind you how good real life is.Jenn @ Optimization Actuallyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08239463922130451189noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-928598130851835729.post-15372309837677988602014-07-29T17:32:15.696-04:002014-07-29T17:32:15.696-04:00Bahahahaha that's hilarious! I Have yet to hav...Bahahahaha that's hilarious! I Have yet to have dreams where my boyfriend is a jerk, but I'm sure they are to come. My sister, though, always dreamt that the guy she was dating was a jerk. It turns out he was, but that's a story for another day.Christina @ Hugs and Latteshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12227322279016276299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-928598130851835729.post-38983447107702901052014-07-29T17:29:48.028-04:002014-07-29T17:29:48.028-04:00This is so funny because my husband when I dream i...This is so funny because my husband when I dream is a total jerk too!!! Dream Taran really needs to step it up Lauren @ Lot Forty Eighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09591906300285668242noreply@blogger.com